Welcome Mother Fucker
We believe that this Welcome Mother Fucker doormat sets the correct tone to visitors. It says “yes, welcome…but don’t stay long”.
The boring stuff: this Welcome Mother Fucker doormat is made of coir. It has a PVC backing to it too. We paint our designs onto these with acrylic paints and then use a spray on them which protects the design from wear and tear. The spray we use works much in the same way as one might use scotch guard on a carpet. We’ve checked with the manufacturer and this spray that we use isn’t flammable. It’s not fire proof but it doesn’t make the mat any more flammable.
The dimensions of this Welcome Mother Fucker doormat are 70cm x 40cm x 1.5cm
We aim to have everything made and dispatched within three working days of receiving your order. Delivery info can be found by clicking here.
If you’re incredibly bored (maybes you’re sat on the throne and its taking ages for the choddies to drop out?) and you’re still wondering what coir is, you can read all about it here.