Delivery info

Firstly, we currently only ship to UK customers.  This a temporary situation whilst we reconfigure some stuff here and get our customs game tight.

We use Royal Mail for large letters and small/medium sized parcels.  For larger bulky orders we use either DPD or UPS. For the latter you will get a tracking number too. Which is nice innit? Oh and we don’t use any of the notoriously awful delivery companies as we know those fuckers just chuck your shit into a hedge and run off.  For now, all of our UK orders qualify for FREE DELIVERY. Yaaaay!

After receiving your order, we’ll make it and dispatch it within 5 full working days.  So to avoid confusion, we’ll class a proper working day as Monday – Friday.  So, for example, if you order a cunt mug on a Monday, we’ll have it made and dropped off for you at the post office by the end of play on the following Monday afternoon.  If you place an order at some point on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday then the clock starts on the Monday morning and we’ve got until the Friday afternoon to get it in the warm loving hands of Pat.  Now then, yes we’re saying give us 5 full working days just to make a fucking mug or something, which may sound a lot, however, the vast majority of the time we’ll have stuff made and sent out within 48hrs of receiving your order. There’s always some daft cunt that worries though as everyones a princess these days and deserves to jump to the front of the queue. Sometimes things get in the way though eg being mega busy, arguments with a significant other, pandemics, out of stock & having to quickly order shit in or the snooker might be on and fuck all gets done then.  We absolutely fucking love the snooker at Badness HQ.

All UK orders will be sent out as via second class post in the UK.

Good chat people, good chat.

As you were. Badness xx