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Hello You Cunt doormat

£23.95

Surely everyones heart warms just a tad tad upon hearing those immortal three little words….’Hello You Cunt’?

Description

The boring stuff:  this Hello You Cunt doormat is made of coir. It has a PVC backing to it too.  We paint our designs onto these with acrylic paints and then use a spray on them which protects the design from wear and tear.  The spray we use works much in the same way as one might use scotch guard on a carpet.  We’ve checked with the manufacturer and this spray that we use isn’t flammable. It’s not fire proof but it doesn’t make the mat any more flammable.

The dimensions of this Hello You Cunt doormat are 70cm x 40cm x 1.5cm

We aim to have everything made and dispatched within three working days of receiving your order.  Delivery info can be found by clicking here.

If you’re incredibly bored (maybes you’re sat on the throne and its taking ages for the choddies to drop out?) and you’re still wondering what coir is, you can read all about it here.