Eton Mess t-shirt
Why the UK repeatedly bends over for these cunts. I’ll never know.
Eton Mess t-shirt.
We usually use Gildan ring spun t-shirts as they’re comfy. They’re also quite spacious-fitting and don’t feel like you’re taking a cheese grater to your nipples. On rare occasion you might find that we’ve used a heavy cotton t-shirt or Fruit of the Loom garments but this is only when we’re having chew on or delays with our suppliers.
We recommend you wash this Eton Mess t-shirt after wearing it for a few days. Please kindly refrain from drying this in one of these new-fandangled tumble dryer things. It’s best to just air dry it, otherwise it’ll get a bit fucked up. Things tend to get a tad warm in a dryer and this can cause damage to the various images and swear words we’ve put on your t-shirt. Obviously you’ve got a shit load of taste and wanna show off your superb purchase to normal mere-mortals, so lets keep it nice and presentable eh?
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